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Olympics Blunder Leads To Controversial Deal With N. Korea

Olympic officials screw up North Korea's flag

The North Korean women’s soccer team was raring to go at Glasgow’s Hampden Park on day one of events at the 2012 London Olympic Games. After four years of anticipation, their excitement was quickly extinguished, however, when they gazed up at the jumbo screen during player introductions.

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – A lot has happened in the life of Kim Jong-un in the past two years. The son of the late Kim Jong-il went from relative obscurity to supreme leader of North Korea after his father’s death in December of 2011.

Since then, he has tested the patience of the world by defiantly moving forward with rocket launches thought to be part of a threatening long-range missile program. And of course, for the third time this month he has been seen cavorting around in public with an unknown female companion, sparking the curiosity of a world hungry for gossip.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The President made an announcement Thursday to a stunned nation.

"I am temporarily giving up my duties of the presidency to Joe Biden so that I can spend 100 percent of my time campaigning across this great nation for the upcoming election. I just hope Joe will be okay."

Those are not words of overwhelming confidence from the Commander-in-Chief, but Biden seems to have seized the moment.

SIMI VALLEY, CA – Presidential candidate Mitt Romney made a surprise appearance today at the gravesite of the late President Ronald Reagan. The former Massachusetts governor finally announced his official running mate in the upcoming 2012 Presidential Election: a clone of President Ronald Reagan named Ronald Reagan II, affectionately known as R2.

Romney screams about Obama's policies

KEY WEST, FL - Guantanamo Bay is one of the most controversial locations in the world. Over the past decade the most dangerous enemies of the U.S., including suspected and known terrorists, have been detained there. They are shut off from the outside world and from a legitimate justice system, left to ponder their futures under harsh conditions no penitentiary in America would allow. Much is unknown of this prison in the tropics, but the few details that have been leaked make it a lightning rod for human rights organizations.

Mecca World Peace plays peek-a-boo with Wizards Player

LOS ANGELES, CA – In an unexpected yet completely unsurprising move, Los Angeles Lakers small forward Metta World Peace has legally changed his name to Mecca World Peace. This marks the second time he has changed his name in the past year. Born as Ronald William Artest, Jr., Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace during the 2011 offseason as a member of the Los Angeles Lakers.